Another year is drawing to a close and, as always, magazines and newspapers are full of "Top 10" lists from the past 12 months. Refreshing, then, that women's website TheFrisky has broken with tradition and hit us with a "Top 9". Better still, they've resisted the temptation to name their favourite songs or funniest TV moments, instead giving us their "most ridiculous penis stories" of the year. We definitely approve.

Samples from the article include the following:

"Sex in the backseat of a car is hot across the globe, so long as a van doesn’t hit you while you’re parked. Unfortch that’s exactly what happened to a 30-year-old secretary in China. She was S-ing her boss’s D, when they got rear-ended … and not in the sexytime way. The crash caused her to chomp down on her BF’s peen. Holding the detached piece, she rushed him to the hospital. Sheesh, that blows!"

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